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A celebrity roast..a short film from yours truly, surprise guests!

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May 13, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

Speaking in Beaverton Oregon..

Obama Claims He’s Visited 57 States

Is this a hint that Hillary is ready to pull the plug?

True, the earthquake in China is tragic. Don’t you worry. In a country used to constant tragedy, they’ll be back to business as usual in no time. After all, they have to get ready for the Olympics. Here are some signs translated for the the expected crush of tourists.


May 13, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

She’ll easily take West Virginia

West Virginians prefer someone who is “full blooded American” as President.

West Virginia is known for its coal miners. Here’s some fun stuff about coal mining with kids.

Ron Paul plans to create havoc at the GOP convention.

The new Indiana Jones movie is being trashed on the internets.

Fox launches a new animation department.

Three men are dead following a detergent suicide pact.

May 12, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

Plenty to be happy about!

Obama feasts on Mexican food in Woodburn, Oregon.

Mrs. Obama puts her foot down..Hillary will NOT be Vice President.

O.J. confessed.

May 10, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

It’s becoming clear that Hillary has some very serious soul searching to do. Many think she has no soul.

MSNBC’s Russert: ‘We Now Know Who the Nominee Will Be’

Pollster John Zogby agrees it’s over.

Hillary lent her campaign $6.4 million over the past month. She had already infused it with $5 million earlier this year.

A new Democratic party is emerging. With a deluge of new members signing up, thanks to Obama energizing a long apathetic electorate, it’s one Terry McAuliffe (also referred to as Baghdad Bob), Paul Begala, and James Carville have no control over. All three of these tired, old party hacks and failed spin doctors who have been unable to win past elections for the Dems are in charge of running Hillary’s campaign, and as usual for everything they get their grubby mitts on..running it into the ground. They will not gracefully be put out to pasture.

Indiana supporters struggle to spell Hillary with giant balloons.

May 7, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

She looks great!

Hard Candy Promo Tour - Candy Shop

The major networks remain mum on the NYT article exposing they were duped by Pentagon propaganda when relying on so-called “military experts” for their expertise on Iraq. It was never disclosed they had connections to defense contractors. As the old saying goes and still remains true..follow the money.

The Border Patrol is now hiring.

The new iPhones will cost only $200.

Where gas is already $10 a gallon.

May 1, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

Motivational Posters To Begin The Work Week


More may be found at Despair.com.

CNN reporter Richard Quest enters rehab.

An enthusiastic Hillary supporter is behind Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s appearance at the National Press Club. The man of the cloth’s wagging tongue seems to be causing serious damage to Obama.

When will you see that IRS rebate in your bank account? Here’s the schedule.

A 300-pound inmate who lost 100-pounds complains his jail isn’t feeding him well.

From The New York Times Sunday Magazine..

A typical scene in Massachusetts where such weddings are legal. The story HERE.

April 28, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment

So, a bird walks into a store..

A life of crime is caught on camera…

Free money in your bank account. Check you balance Monday. Your IRS rebate will be direct deposited earlier than expected. You can use it to fill up your gas tank ONCE.

These door to door snake oil salesmen have been arrested after refusing to take no for an answer and causing other irritations to the kindhearted townspeople they were swindling.

At long last..Fake doctor’s notes and phony excuses to get out of work are now available at reasonable prices.

Finally..Phil Collins retires from the music business.

Many thanks to Ryan for the Laika Entertainment studio tour! You may remember them as Will Vinton Studios once upon a time before being purchased by Phil Knight of Nike fame. Right now, hundreds are fervorously working on a variety of creative projects including the 3D, animated feature film “Coraline” featuring the voices of Dakota Fanning and Teri Hatcher set to be released next year.

April 25, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

CNN’s Richard Quest is arrested in NYC!

Yes, he’s among this reporter’s favorite journalists. It’s for drugs! He wasn’t charged for the kinky findings on his person.

Richard Quest CNN Segment

April 19, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments

The BEST political commercial EVER

A Beer With Steve www.novickforsenate.org

VoteHook.com?! This is sure becoming an exciting election year.

Have you seen some of the artwork submitted for the upcoming listener party? Look HERE.

The world owes President Bush a huge debt of gratitute says his new British poodle Prime Minister Gorgon Brown.

April 16, 2008 Posted by timrileylive | Uncategorized | | No Comments