Nov
23

The Twilight Saga: New Moon runs over two hours! Fans can’t get enough of it.

An Oregon jail will allow only postcards to inmates.

Why all the JFK documentaries on TV? It was 46 years ago. Most of them we’ve seen before. There is one intriguing new program on National Geographic Channel tonight. “The Lost JFK Tapes” creates a moment by moment account using never before seen or heard audio and film. There’s no Walter Cronkite interrupting soap operas in this one, which is fine. Nothing against Mr. Cronkite of course.

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Patrick Kennedy is at odds with the Catholic Church.

There’s a sharp increase in religious motivated crimes nationwide.

The night the stars came out..Many notable media people journeyed to this reporter’s residence over the weekend for a private holiday party. You’ll see exclusive video footage in the coming days.

Nov
19

Somebody spray painted anti Al Gore graffiti on the Keller Auditorium. It was scrubbed off as much as possible before his arrival.

An eye for an eye..The co-owner of a Vancouver Lasik eye clinic is suspected of attempting to hire a hit man to do away with his business partner.

Whoops! Texas’ ban on gay marriage may have accidentally banned heterosexual marriages as well.

A shortage of Eggo waffles causes a nationwide rationing of the popular breakfast. Will panic ensue?

In an effort to be a problem solver, this reporter wants to advise the general public that you can actually make your own waffles! It’s a very easy recipe. Here are are a few.

You will also need a waffle iron. Problem solved.

Meanwhile, residents of 33 states have gotten fatter over the past year, thanks in part to devouring the most popular American breakfast shown below.

Nov
17

The Rick Emerson Show’s 2009 Thanksgiving Spectacular
Coming Monday, November 30th, 2009 to RickEmerson.com

As we plunge headlong into winter, the seasonal revelry of The Rick Emerson Show continues unabated.

On Monday, November 30th, enjoy a multimedia extravaganza direct from this reporter’s palatial West Side manor, where an evening of food, drink, and rapturous holiday spirit will help us ring in the holiday season.

Also, there will be Tofurkey…and, in all likelihood, significant amounts of vodka.

You’ll have a fly-on-the-wall seat to the culinary and social event of the year, a night of conviviality and carbohydrates featuring myself, Rick, Sarah, and Greg, as well as many of The Rick Emerson Show extended family. With both audio and video of the festivities, it’s certain to be a night to remember…especially for those who may not remember it at all.

The Rick Emerson Show’s 2009 Thanksgiving Spectacular: coming Monday, November 30th, 2009 to RickEmerson.com

Nov
16

GM hopes you will when the Chevrolet Spark arrives in dealer showrooms next year.

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The good news is although GM still lost lost money in the third quarter, the company made enough to pay the government back a million dollars in December.

Meanwhile, the Washington Post reports 33 companies receiving part of a $770 billion government bailout have missed their payments.

There’s been non stop right wing outrage since President Obama was photographed bowing to the Japanese Emperor. What the screamers aren’t telling you is that Nixon did the same thing.

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Here’s a sordid story of white slavery.

Plastic chemicals feminise boys.

A Bellingham man carrying $600 is arrested for allegedly stealing a pencil.

Tri-Met promises to fire its texting drivers.

Nov
08

As promised, here’s your favorite person in the world with styling tips for you and the gentlemen in your life. This TV star just happened to be at Washington Square hosting Macy’s Make Over America. Of course, we’re honored he took a few minutes out of his busy schedule to chat with us. How do the women of the Northwest rate compared to their sisters across the country? We’ll soon find out. We will now expose the identity of the mystery guest on this edition of “On Location.”

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Fun Interview! He really is a genuinely down to earth guy. Special thanks to Macy’s.

Nov
07

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Greg Nibler and Sarah Dylan have started their own show. FunEmployment Radio!

Nov
05

Remember, remember, the 5th. of November…

From the UK..

It was quiet in the former British colony of New Zealand.

Both AARP and the AMA support the President’s healthcare bill.

A woman calls 9-1-1 after her fella refuses to marry her.

Verandas have suddenly gone missing creating a high rise safety hazard in Seattle.

Willie Aames vows to make changes after battling back from bankruptcy.

Nov
04

A Spokane woman who stopped to help strangers is doused with urine.

Everything but marriage supporters are smelling victory in Washington State.

Meanwhile, same sex marriage suffers a defeat in the state of Maine.

Time Inc. may lay off 500 employees.

For those at work right now trying to escape the bordom, here’s something amusing..Let’s go house hunting in Poland.

Did anyone watch the pilot for “V’ last night? ABC has gone where no network has gone in quite a long time by investing in an actual filmed drama! It is not a reality show. “V” a modern update of the 1983 (yes, that long ago) TV mini series is surprisingly good. This reporter agrees with the Hollywood Reporter the new “V” is fun and smart.Take a look at this promo trailer.

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“V” returns next Tuesday night on ABC.

The following video from a home shopping channel will make you laugh so hard your stomach will ache..

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Coming up this weekend, we go out on location to speak with a very special guest.. especially for the ladies..

Nov
02

From tea parties to nationwide shouting matches against pro health reform Democrats, the right wing is now screaming at its own party. A coup in upstate New York just removed a Republican congressional candidate from a race deemed too liberal. G.O.P. party officials behind the scenes are becoming increasing frightened that the brazen, bellowing mobs will compromise their chances are being taken seriously by mainstream voters and winning back the Presidency.

Are those Rush, Beck, and Hannity inspired hell raisers G.O.P. Stalinists?

A man rescues his missing cell phone from a dump by listening for the ring.

Here’s a jovial Halloween couple..

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It’s Heidi Klum and and Seal..or Seal and Heidi Klum, She’s pregnant, but not that pregnant.

A Florida man creates a 9-thousand pound rubber band ball.

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Oct
30

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These Iowa burglary suspects came up with ingenious marker pen masks to throw off the cops. Things didn’t turn out as planned.

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How many Hollywood careers have been launched by horror? Let’s begin the count HERE.

It could happen to anyone..A Canadian folk singer is killed by coyotes.

What is the Obama’s marriage really like?

The U.S. navy accidently fires on Poland!

Not such a zany morning show after all..A California jury rules giant radio station owner Entercom (which owns several Portland stations) must fork over $16.5 million dollars after their shock jock morning show killed a listener in a misguided contest.