So, a bird walks into a store..

A life of crime is caught on camera…

Free money in your bank account. Check you balance Monday. Your IRS rebate will be direct deposited earlier than expected. You can use it to fill up your gas tank ONCE.

These door to door snake oil salesmen have been arrested after refusing to take no for an answer and causing other irritations to the kindhearted townspeople they were swindling.

At long last..Fake doctor’s notes and phony excuses to get out of work are now available at reasonable prices.

Finally..Phil Collins retires from the music business.

Many thanks to Ryan for the Laika Entertainment studio tour! You may remember them as Will Vinton Studios once upon a time before being purchased by Phil Knight of Nike fame. Right now, hundreds are fervorously working on a variety of creative projects including the 3D, animated feature film “Coraline” featuring the voices of Dakota Fanning and Teri Hatcher set to be released next year.