Tim Riley’s Press Club

The Deranged Narcissism of the Clintons From CNN

Comment is about :50 into the clip.

She’ll quit by Friday.

Funny CNN: Anderson wants to be her Boo

Who would have thought..

Barack Obama’s Victory Speech on June 3, 2008

Surrender? Oh..not tonight!

Clinton campaign says don’t offer V.P. to another woman

Life isn’t very funny right now for TV’s Ed McMahon either. Since breaking his neck a few months back and unable to work, Ed has fallen behind on his mortgage payments, and now faces losing the beautiful Beverly Hills home.

It’s almost over. Isn’t it?

OMG as the kids say. Take a look at this clip from an irate Hillary supporter. It needs no further comment.

Clinton Supporter Thrown Out of Rules Committee Meeting

Just when you thought America’s darkest days couldn’t get darker..We have secret prison ships.

A white town is surprised to meet a black guy.

Honoring his last request..The designer of the Pringle’s container is buried in one.

Nature’s revenge..A wounded bear mauls the friend of the man who shot it.

Good Luck Senator. At least somebody else is driving.

Surgery to get underway today.

But, you must have whistled his most famous creation at one time or another..The Theme from the Andy Griffith Show. It’s one of dozens of TV themes he composed during his career stretching back to the 1940s. Earle Hagen passed away today in Southern California at the age of 88.

Liz Trotter and Fox News Jokes About Killing Obama

Because the vast majority of Americans are suckers, and because anyone with a half a brain didn’t know it was going on all along..Former Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan writes a tell all book. HERE are some of the scathing accusations.

The liberal media was pressured to present only glowing stories about the President in the early days of the war in an effort not to lose blood thirsty viewers overwhelmingly hungry for killing with an insatiable appetite for flag waving bravado. Jessica Yellin, now a CNN reporter claims this to be her experience while at ABC. You mean TV news is about ratings over journalism? It wasn’t just Fox News. It wasn’t just EVERY network. It came down to even local stations selling out in fear of losing that almighty advertising dollar. Americans just snoozed away. Journalism?..oh please!

Dragnet Jack Webb

Here’s Hillary’s really off the wall comment about RFK’s assassination among other incoherent ramblings.

This is too weird for words. He is a hero and role model from Washington State.

Barack Obama Iowa Speech

He is having problems getting the white vote in some redneck lands.

Hillary’s campaign debt soars to $20 million!

Hillary Clinton Kentucky Primary Victory Speech

Portland Oregon elects a gay mayor.

The fact that Sam Adams’ sexual orientation was never a factor in the race speaks volumes for the progressive city, the largest EVER to elect an openly gay mayor.

It’s impossible to imagine a world without Ted Kennedy, pictured here joking with his family (a time tested Kennedy tradition in dealing with emergencies) at Boston’s Mass General Hospital after learning the grim news of the distinguished Senator’s brain tumor.

The Kennedy’s, America’s royal family of politics are stunned by the startling reality of the Senator’s prognosis.

Some pleasant news..a few listener party pics are now available for your viewing HERE.

You made history today!

From the Obama people..

Today Obama Spoke to 75,000 at Portland’s Waterfront Park, Largest Crowd of Entire Campaign.

Today, at a rally at Portland ’s Waterfront Park , Senator Obama spoke to the largest crowd of his entire campaign to date and held what was likely the largest political rally in Oregon history. An estimated 75,000 people attended, 60,000 inside the gates and 15,000 outside of the gates, according to Duane Bray, Battalion Chief with Portland Fire and Rescue.

As far as the eye could see!

Crowd the size of a city proclaims the Washington Post.

Hillary prefers more intimate crowds.

A celebrity roast..a short film from yours truly, surprise guests!

Details HERE.

Remember to vote for us and the Geek In The City Website in the Willamette Week’s Best of Portland Poll HERE.

Obama Claims He’s Visited 57 States

Is this a hint that Hillary is ready to pull the plug?

True, the earthquake in China is tragic. Don’t you worry. In a country used to constant tragedy, they’ll be back to business as usual in no time. After all, they have to get ready for the Olympics. Here are some signs translated for the the expected crush of tourists.

West Virginians prefer someone who is “full blooded American” as President.

West Virginia is known for its coal miners. Here’s some fun stuff about coal mining with kids.

Ron Paul plans to create havoc at the GOP convention.

The new Indiana Jones movie is being trashed on the internets.

Fox launches a new animation department.

Three men are dead following a detergent suicide pact.